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These are some of my fave quotes, and I'll keep adding! lol
HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS

It's meee!!! - Kate Hudson, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Andie: Our love fern! You let it die!
Ben: No honey. It's just sleeping.

Thayer: Is she on something?
Ben: God I hope so.
Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of...MENTAL PERSON?

Andie: You can't lose something you never had.

[Ben trying to find words to use to describe diamonds]
Ben: Glitter?
Tony: Thayer's favourite movie.
Thayer: It was underrated!

Michelle: So how long have you guys been seeing each other?
Andie: Seven days.
Michelle: Seven days. Interesting.
Ben: Is that too soon to be seeing a therapist?
Andie: Well, Ben seven days isn't like a lifetime, or anything...
Ben: It's like a week.

Tony: Drunk and tone-deaf. Never a good combination.

KING ARTHUR
The worst death is the end of hope. - King Arthur in King Arthur

Lancelot: There is a large number of lonely men out there.
Guinevere: Don't worry, I won't let them rape you.

Cerdic: You come to beg a truce, you should be on your knees.
Arthur: I came to see your face, so that I alone may find you on the battlefield. And it will be good of you to mark my face, Saxon, for the next time you see it, it will be the last thing you see on this earth.
[Arthur rides away, Cerdic draws a deep satisfied breath]
Cerdic: Finally...a man worth killing.

Guinevere: My father told me great tales of you.
Arthur: Really? And what did you hear?
Guinevere: Fairy tales. The kind you hear about people so brave, so selfless, that they can't be real.

UNKNOWN AUTHORS
Someone you don't even know exists loves you. - Unknown

A KNIGHT'S TALE
It's called a lance - hello! - Watt in A Knight's Tale

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. - Count Adhemar in A Knight's Tale

William: It is strange to think, I haven't seen you since a month. I have seen the new moon, but not you. I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face. The pieces of my broken heart are so small that they could be passed through the eye of a needle. I miss you like the sun misses the flower; like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter. Instead of beauty to direct its light to, the heart hardens like the frozen world your absence has banished me to. I next compete in the city of Paris, I will find it empty and in the winter if you are not there. Hope guides me, that is what gets me through the day and the night. The hope that after you're gone from my sight, it will not be the last time that I look upon you.

[Keeping beat for a dance lesson]
Chaucer: And one and two and three and four and your hands should be light like a birdie on a branch. And one and two and three and four and Wat doesn't lead he follows like a girl.
[Wat punches him]
Chaucer: And one and two and twirlie twirlie twirlie! And one and two and you're still getting it wrong! And one and two and three and four you can hit me all day cause you punch like a... what?
Roland: A girl!

Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.
Wat: It's called a lance. Hello?

Chaucer: Very good.
William: Was she watching? Geoff.
Chaucer: What?
William: Did she see me?
Chaucer: Yes, she saw you.
William: Did she see me take the hit?
Chaucer: Yes, she saw you take the hit.
William: Well, was she concerned?
Chaucer: It was painful, her eyes welled up, it was awful.

FINDING NEVERLAND

J.M. Barrie: [playing along with a game] And what is Michael's crime? (Johnny Depp, yay!)
George Llewelyn Davies: He's my younger brother.
Barrie: Ah. Fair enough. - Finding Neverland

Michael Llewelyn Davies: Mummy, can we have Uncle Jim for dinner?
Sylvia Llewelyn Davies: Have him over for dinner, dear, we're not cannibals.
-Finding Neverland

THAT 70'S SHOW

"Presents are for girlfriends, cash is for hookers." ~Eric
"Although?" ~Donna
"You're so good I should pay you." ~Eric

"There's a lot going on up there that you don't know about." - Kelso
"Kelso, I think there's a lot going on up there that YOU don't know about." - Hyde

"I've gone to bed not doin' it, and woken up doin' it!" - Kelso
"And that's why they won't put him to sleep at the dentist." - Eric

on Kitty's mother-in-law]
Midge Pinciotti: What's that pet name she has for you?
Kitty Forman: Whore.

Laurie Forman: Hey, Hyde. Going home, so you could ask another guy "Are you my daddy"?
Steven Hyde: Hey, Laurie. The surgeon general called, he told you to stop taking all the penicillin.
Laurie Forman: You know, you should watch your table manners. Because, when you're in prison, that would just really turn on some guy named "Tank".
Steven Hyde: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe when you're there for a conjugal visit, you could ask him to take it easy on me.
Laurie Forman: Oh, yeah? Well... Nice hair.
Steven Hyde: Awww, Laurie... Are you out of put downs?
Laurie Forman: Yeah...

Donna Pinciotti: [when Eric wears a Chicago Bears jersey at a Green Bay Packer game] The Packers are like the Jedi. You're wearing a 'Go Darth Vader' jersey.

Fez: What's disco?
Steven Hyde: It's from Hell. And, not the cool part of hell where all the murderers are either, but the lame-ass part where accountants are from.

Michael Kelso: BURN!

Steven Hyde: They should've x-rayed your head at the hospital!
Michael Kelso: They did! And for your information, they found nothing!

Fez: AH. This is tomorrow's school paper. Oh my god, on the front page, there's a picture of me kissing Kelso by the lake.
Eric: Fez why are you kissing Kelso by the lake?
Fez: We caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don't show you that.

Casey Kelso: When things get tough, turn up the music and crack open another beer.
Donna: Like, things will eventually get better?
Casey: Oh, I don't know about that, but at least you'll have a beer.

Emily: Call me?
Eric: Sure. [she walks away] Hey Emily!
Emily: On the phone, silly!
[laughs]
Eric: I AM silly. (god you should hear how he says it! lol)

Your loveable foreign exchange student has now done it...with a woman. - Fez (not exact, can't really remember lol)

VANILLA SKY
Every moment that passes gives you a chance to turn it all around. - Penelope Cruz, Vanilla Sky

I'll tell you in our next life, when we are both cats. - Penelope Cruz and Tom Cruise, Vanilla Sky

The sweet just ain't as sweet without the sour. - Jason Lee in Vanilla Sky

RANDOM QUOTES BY ME, TEACHERS, FRIENDS
Holy juicy fruit Batman! - Mr. Murray in English class one day

I don't want to lose you, even though I have to. - Me!

Aww, the goose has departed from its pack! :( - LMAO Sam

I am...not - LMAO Amanda

A WALK TO REMEMBER
Take a risk. Dare to move. Love is a leap of faith. - A Walk to Remember

HARRY POTTER

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
CONTAINS SPOILERS

He did not usually lie in bed reading his textbooks; that sort of behaviour, as Ron rightly said, was indecent in anybody except Hermione, who was simply weird that way. ~Chapter 12, Silver and Opals, p.223

"And they'd {Death Eaters} love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." ~Chapter 12, Silver and Opals, p.227

"What does it matter if we're smuggling Dark stuff OUT?" demanded Ron, eyeing the long thin Secrecy Sensor with apprehension. "Surely you ought to be checking what we bring back IN?"
His cheek earned him a few extra jabs with the Sensor, and he was still wincing as they stepped out into the wind and sleet. ~Chapter 12, Silver and Opals, p.228

"Oh, and Malfoy knows, of course," said Harry to Ron and Hermione, who continued their new policy of feigning deafness whenever Harry mentioned his Malfoy-is-a-Death-Eater theory. ~Chapter 16, The Secret Riddle, p.242

"Oh, well, that's better than a whack on the nose with a rusty poker," said Mrs. Cole with a slight hiccough. ~Ch. 16, The Secret Riddle, p.251

Something wicked this way comes. - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies? - Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Can we panic now? - Ron Weasley in CoS

"I'll look for him later, I expect I'll find him upstairs crying his eyes out over my mother's old bloomers or something...Of course, he might have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died...But I mustn't get my hopes up..." - Sirius Black, OotP (We will all miss him..)

HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSPHER'S STONE

"What happens if I wave my wand and nothing happens?"
"Throw it away and punch him on the nose." - Ron tries to prepare Harry for a wizard's duel [ch.9 The Midnight Duel]

"Don't play."
"Say you're ill."
"Pretend to break you leg."
"Really break your leg." - Hermione and Ron try to stop Harry from playing Quidditch when they find Snape's the referee. [ch.13]

HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS

"If he raided our house he'd have to put himself under arrest." - Ron, on his father's interest in all things Muggle [ch.3 The Burrow]

"You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you." - Ron, on Dobby's tries to 'protect' Harry [ch.11 The Duelling Club]

"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library." - Harry and Ron, talking of Hermione right before she is petrified [ch.14 Cornelius Fudge]

HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She, er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first. Honestly, the way she was yelling at me... you'd think I'd said something terrible!" - Oliver Wood, Gryffindor Quidditch Captain [ch.12 The Patronus]

HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE

"Well, if you don't like it, you know what the solution is, don't you?" yelled Hermione; her hair was coming down out of its elegant bun now, and her face was screwed up in anger.
"Oh yeah?" Ron yelled back. "What's that?"
"Next time there's a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort!"
Ron mouthed soundlessly like a goldfish out of water as Hermione turned on her heel and stormed up the girls' staircase to bed. Ron turned to look at Harry.
"Well," he sputtered, looking thunderstruck, "well - that just proves - completely missed the point -"
Harry didn't say anything. He liked being back on speaking terms with Ron too much to speak his mind right now, but he somehow thought that Hermione had gotten the point much better than Ron had. - [ch.23] Evidence, evidence!!!

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

"I'm not trying to say what she did was sensible. I'm just trying to make you see how she was feeling at the time."
"You should write a book, translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them." - ch.26

"The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives... the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies..." - The Prophecy [ch.37]

THE PERFECT SCORE
I don't live at home, I live above the garage. It's a whole separate dwelling... I've got my own phone line. - Larry in The Perfect Score

Anna: Why do you smoke pot? Roy: Something to do. - Roy and Anna in The Perfect Score.

Matty: This is never gonna work.
Kyle: It'll be okay.
Matty: [scoffs] Yeah, we're going to be great. I mean, all-state's phone is ringing off the hook here, and... Roy's trying to smoke Larry's comforter. - The Perfect Score

Matty: Did you happen to see my dad's truck in the driveway when you drove up? It's the one with the large crapper on the top of it. It doesn't say Matthew's Septic on it Kyle. It says Matthew *and Son's* Septic. If I don't get into Maryland my life is shit... literally. And its not even my own shit! - The Perfect Score

Francesca: [to Anna] You look like a slut. I like it. - The Perfect Score

[Matty just insulted Francesca after Francesca insulted his relationship with his girlfriend]
Matty: I'm sorry... I didn't mean it.
Francesca: Then why did you say it?
Matty: Because she doesn't call anymore. - The Perfect Score

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
Jack Sparrow: Anamaria.
[Anamaria slaps Jack]
Will Turner: I suppose, you didn't deserve that one either?
Jack Sparrow: No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria: You stole my boat!
Jack Sparrow: Actually...
Anamaria: [Anamaria slaps Jack again]
Jack Sparrow: Borrowed... borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.
Anamaria: But you didn't!
Jack Sparrow: You'll get another one.
Anamaria: I will.
Will Turner: A better one.
Jack Sparrow: A better one.
Will Turner: That one.
Jack Sparrow: What one?
Will Turner: [Will looks at the Interceptor]
Jack Sparrow: That one? Aye, that one. What say you to that?
The Crew: Aye!
Mr. Gibbs: No, it's frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard.
Jack Sparrow: It would be far worse not to have her. ~Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.~Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then. ~Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. ~Pirates of the Caribbean

"But where has the rum gone?" - Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
Walter Stratford: My insurance does not cover PMS!
Kat Stratford: Tell them I had a seizure.

Chastity: I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
Bianca: I think you can in Europe.

Kat Stratford: I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

Walter Stratford [Bianca and Chastity sneaking past him] Should of used the window.
Bianca: Hi Daddy.
Walter: Hi...where're we going?
Bianca: Well, if you must know..a small study group with friends.
Walter: Otherwise known as an orgy?
Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it's just a party.
Walter: And hell is just a sauna.

Kat: Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcholoic mysognist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.

Walter: I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl today, and you know what she said to me?
Bianca: I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeazy boyfriend wear a condom?
Walter: Close. She said I should have listened to my father.
Bianca: She did not.
Walter: Well, that's what she would have said if she hadn't been so doped up.

Kat: You're not surrounded by your usual cloud of smoke.
Patrick: I know. I quit. Apparently they're bad for you.
Kat: You think?

Patrick: Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl.
Kat: Is that right?
Patrick: Yeah, but I screwed up. I fell for her.

Joey: Mr. Morgan, do you think you could get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class?
Morgan: Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.

Michael: Uhh, excuse me, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?
[Cameron and Patrick look confused]
Michael: Never mind.

Cameron: And umm, here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes...pretty guys.
Patrick: Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?
Cameron: H..he's very pretty. He's a gorgeous guy.
Michael: Gorgeous guy.
Cameron: Yeah, I, I just wasn't sure.

Cameron: Would any of you be interested in dating Katarina Stratford?
Wimpy Loser: Maybe if we were the last two people on earth, and there were no sheep...are there sheep?

Kat: Tell me something true.
Patrick: Something true...I hate peas.
Kat: No, something real, something no one else knows.

Mr. Morgan: All right, not that I give a damn, but how was everyone's weekend?
Joey: Oh I dunno, why don't you ask Kat?
Mr. Morgan: Unless she kicked the crap out of your dumb butt, I don't want to hear about it.

[Two guys are fighting in his house, making a mess]
Bogie Lowenstein: Could you guys take this outside?
[They smash through a window]
Bogie Lowenstien: Thank you

Patrick: Well, maybe you're not scared of me, but I'm sure you've thought about me naked.
Kat: [sarcastically] Am I that transparent? I *want* you, I *need* you, oh baby, oh baby

Michael: Ok, I talked to her, I got the scoop.
Cameron: What'd she say?
Michael: Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns. That's a direct quote.
Patrick: Thanks, Michael. That's very comforting.

Cameron: We're screwed.
Michael: Now, I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude...I want to hear you UPBEAT!
Cameron: [more up beat] We're screwed!
Michael: There ya go. (lmao Devon)

Romeo, oh Romeo, get out of my face. - 10 Things I Hate About You

WITHOUT A PADDLE

Del Knox: You boys better get dressed faster 'cause I been up here for almost 30 years now.

Jerry: Well I was a Boyscout. You were a boyscout, weren't you, Tom?
Tom: No, but I ate a brownie once.

Dan: This trip is officially over! Let's just go home.
Tom: I agree. That's a great idea. All we've got to do is jump up over that 100-foot waterfall, swim upstream 20 miles, get the sheriff on the phone - he liked us, I remember. And he'll send out a rescue boat. And...hey, there's a beer in the river. Cool.

Dan: Hey, that sounds like Creed!
Tom: I never thought I'd be happy to hear anything that sounded like Creed.

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